Blonde quickies 221-230

221. What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do...


222. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on here.


223. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home.


On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.


224. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand.


225. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie". The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"


226. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!" Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly."


227. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.


Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving.


228. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. "Miss, may I see your driver's licence please?"


"Driver's licence? What's that?..." "It's a little card with your picture on it."


"Oh, duh! Here it is..." "May I have your car insurance?"


"What's that?..." "It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car."


"Oh this? Duh! Here you go..." The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: "Oh no, not another breathalyzer test!"


229. Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener.


230. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:


Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred.


Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy.