Girl Carpenter

A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One
day a construction crew turned up to start building a house on
the empty lot.


The young family's 6 year old daughter naturally took an
interest in all the activity going on next door and started
talking with the workers.


She hung around and eventually the construction crew - gems in
the rough all of them - more or less adopted her as a kind of
project
mascot.


They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had
coffee and lunch breaks,and gave her little jobs to do here and
there to make her
feel important.


At the end of the first week they even presented her with a
pay envelope containing a dollar.


The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the
appropriate words of admiration and suggested that they take the
dollar pay she had
received to the bank the next day to start a savings account.


When they got to the bank the teller was equally impressed
with the story and asked the little girl how she had come by her
very own pay
check at such a young age.


The little girl proudly replied, "I've been working with a
crew building a house all week".


"My goodness gracious", said the teller, "and will you be
working on the house again this week too?"


"I will if those useless cocksuckers at the lumber yard ever
bring us the fucking bricks", replied the little girl.