there were these three guys. a gay guy, a rich guy, and a mexican guy. they all died and went to heaven. but they wanter to come back so they asked god. he said that they could go back but only if they gave up 1 thing. the rich guy gave up his money, the gay guy gave up being gay, and the mexican guy gave up his mexican food. well one day the mexican guy was walking past a toco bell went in... had a toco and **poof** he was gone. then not to long later the rich guy and the gay guy were walking down the street and the rich guy saw a penny on the floor and (bent) down to pick it up and........**poof** **poof** they were both gone
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