So there is this guy, who is rather horny but not in a relationship and in a rough place in his life. He goes to a brothel with about 10 bucks... He asks the woman at the counter, I know this isn't much but what can this get me? See replies follow me. She leads him down a hallway with 2 adjacent doors. She takes him to the first door, once he enters there is a table, a large mirror on the wall and a chicken. She explains he has 20 minutes. With nothing to lose he has sex with the chicken. Afterwords he realizes that was the best sex he has ever had. He decides to come back next week this time with 20 dollars. The woman at the front takes the man down the same hallway only this time he is allowed in the second door. He walks in and sees a large fat man masturbating. He is like what the hell? Then the fat man points to the window in his room (the mirror in the first room) and through it he finds 2 women having sex. He exclaims WOW this is awesome!!
To which the fat man replies; you should have been here last week, there was some guy doing it with a chicken
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