No Beating Around The BushGee Miss., I know I haven't know you for a very long time, and I shouldn't be asking this so soon. But, I really do need it very badly. I haven't had any in a very long time. I can already feel it going in good and hard and coming out nice and soft. If you would do this for me, no one would ever need to know. I an sure you can satisfy my needs and I'd be very grateful if you would. I am very desperate and really need your help. You must think by now that I have a lot of nerve but, I can feel my tongue wrapping around it and sucking all the juices out until it's dry. It has been on my mind all day and, Well, I'm not going to beat around the bush no more... Can I have a piece of your gum?
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