Home yet?


A middle aged woman sought help from her doctor.


"All my husband does is complain that I never want to have sex with him," she said. "And he's right too. I have no desire at all."


The doctor gave her a prescription and told her to return for a visit in two weeks. After the two weeks were up, she bounced smiling into his office.


"Those pills were great Doc, I'm doin' it twice a night now."


"That's wonderful," said the doctor, "What does your husband say now?"


"How should I know?" she replied. "I ain't been home yet."


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Yisman

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