No arms and No legs

A man was walking down the beach when he came across a woman with no arms and no legs. He noticed that she was crying and came to her side.

"why are you crying?" asked the man

"i was born without arms or legs, and no one has ever hugged me" she explained

Feeling sorry for her he wrapped her into his arms and gave her a big hug.

"Thank you" she said, and the man went on his way. After a few steps he heard the woman sobbing again. he returned to ask "why are you crying now?"

"well, i was born without arms or legs and no one has ever kissed me" she said

So the man leaned down and gave her a big kiss on the lips.

"thank you" she said, and the man left again. after a few steps he heard the woman sobbing a third time. "why are you still crying?" he said

"well i was born without arms of legs, and ive never been Fucked" she said

So the man grabbed the woman, tossed her into the ocean and yelled "well! your fucked now!!"