Man gets asked how he got his offset eye

The newcomer asks the man, "Though this may be inappropriate to ask, what happened to your eye?"

The man smiles and responds, "Truth is, I was born without an eyelid."

The newcomer's eyes open wide.

"Yeah, strangest thing. No eyelid on one eye. Doc said he'd never seen anything like it. He told my parents it was a long shot, but there was one thing he could try."

The newcomer leans in to hear this.

"What they did is, when they circumcised me, they took the extra skin and made an eyelid out of it."

The newcomer's jaw drops.

"Yeah, I've been cockeyed ever since!"

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