A woman goes to a playground with her young son. After a while, she notices a man playing with several children nearby. Not seeing anybody else in the area, she approaches him and asks "Where's your wife?"
The man looks up at her and replies "I don't have a wife" and goes back to playing with the children.
After an hour passes, the woman starts to get bored and decides to approach the man a second time.
She walks up to him and asks "Which one is yours?
The man looks carefully at each child for a minute before turning back to her and saying "I haven't decided yet."
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