This just in: Monica Lewinsky, in a statement released today, countered
President Clinton's firm denial: "I have had enough. This whole experience has
left a bitter taste in my mouth, and I can't stomach any more. I feel as if I am
getting the shaft, that this ugly matter has come to a head and has blown up in
my face. This may be a load to handle, but when things are hard, that is when I
am at my best. I have faced hard things in the past, and I know what is coming.
will meet this challenge the only way I know how ... head on. I have licked
bigger things than this before, and I will again. No one will ever be able to
say that Monica Lewinsky isn't a finisher, that she quit before the job was
done. I will work nonstop and fight this, blow by blow, until I am wiped clean
of this dirty affair. I will not be stained by it. " Thank you, Monica
Lewinsky.
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