Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House...

Bill Clinton is sitting next to a White House intern one day at a
gathering. The President says to her, "Would you like to come to the Oval
office and see my clock?"


She says, "No, Mr. President, I don't think so."


The President replies, "Please. I'd really like to show it to you."


"No, Mr. President, I really can't."


"Come on. Come and see my clock. It'll only take a minute."


"All right. If it won't take long."


They go to the Oval Office. The President sits down, unzips his
pants, and pulls out his dick.


The intern says, "That's not a clock, it's a cock."


To which the President says, "If you put two hands and a face on it, it's a
clock sweetheart."