White House staffers

White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see
Bill Clinton walk into the Oval Office with a pair of woman's
panties on his arm. Somewhat used to the president's
tendencies, they let it go and went about their daily tasks.


The day wore on as usual; several VIPs were ushered in
and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about
important affairs of the state. Each of them left with a
puzzled expression on their face, but no one dared ask
about the President's personal business.


Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the
office between appointments and gently closed the door
behind her. "Mr. President," she said�,We've come to expect
many unusual things from you, but we're all quite concerned
that you seem to be wearing a pair of woman's panties on
your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."


"No�, the President grinned. "It's the Patch. I'm trying to quit."