A new bride is being driven home in a buggy by her new husband, and the horse stumbles. The husband gets off and whips the horse and says "That's 1!"
He climbs back and they continue. A mile later the horse stumbles again and the husband gets off again and whips the horse again and says "That's 2!"
He remounts and they ride on. Down the road the horse stumbles once more and the husband climbs down, pulls a gun and shoots the horse dead.
The new bride says, shocked, "How could you do that to that poor innocent animal?"
The new husband turns to her and says "That's 1!"
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