NEWEST FAT JOKES

This one time, i was in the back of a bus, and all of a sudden a big red chimp came and hit me in the sac. I was very angry. Another time i got this candy bar for a quarter and this quarter was from the year 2009 and so far that year is not here, but anyways im getting off subject here, so like i was saying this candy bar had a lot of nuts i think i counted the nuts on it and there was like 50023 in one little square centimeter, and if you didnt know my favorite color is pinkish beighesih bluish redish purple and my favorite number has got to be about 100541450853183218502873.043, but like i was saying this candy bar had so much chocolate that after i ate it, my shit was all brown, and my shit is usually about that greenish yellow stage, o and if this makes no sense, heres a little story for you: once i was riding my head and reading a video game, and all of a sudden this big mailbox came out of nowhere and i hit my bike, it was so crazy. but anyways, this one time, at band camp, i was playing the drumbs and all of a sudden a big fuckin coronet came and smoked me in the side of the f uckin head, my cock and balls were hurtin real bad, but the moral of the story is that you cant drive drunk when high on mariju8sana and heeroine, and cocaine is a hell of a drug as the master rick james would say, peace out mother fuckers