Top Ten Mike Tyson Complaints About Television
10. When you try to fondle women you see on TV, you bust the screen.
9. Lack of violence on most shows sends wrong message to kids.
8. Why doesn't the Skipper ever bite off Gilligan's ear?
7. If you see commercial for something on TV and yell, "I want that!" it doesn't instantly materialize before you.
6. CBS rejected his idea for new show: "Cold Cocked By An Angel."
5. "Martha Stewart Living" is only an hour long.
4. This guy (video clip of "Rent-A-Friend" guy from Dave's Video Collection).
3. "Hollywood Squares" is back on TV and my phone has not rung once.
2. I'm told I can "Win Ben Stein's Money" when I'd much prefer to "Kick Ben Stein's Ass."
1. Thought "Beverly Hills 90210" was the name of new female inmate.
Submitted by Glaci
Edited by Curtis
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.