A man lived a struggled life. He worked for every dollar, had a wife that never appreciated his efforts and never even had a chance to smile. His wife left him at 40, and he continued to work hard until retirement, struggling to build his savings. At retirement, he had enough saved to buy the fancy car that he always wanted, so he thought "What the hell, you only live once!" He took the car out on the highway and quickly reached the speed limit. Unimpressed by the limit of the law, he increased his speed by 10, then another 10, and so on and so on. He was travelling at 70 over the speed limit when he noticed the red and blue lights and the siren in his rear view. When he came to a stop the policeman approached the vehicle looking a little frustrated. The policeman said "You were travelling at a hugely excessive speed. I could take your licence and your car on the spot if I wanted to. But you know what? It's my last day. I retire tomorrow. Therefore I'll give you one chance. Give me one good reason why I should let you off, and I will." The man didn't hesitate, and quickly exclaimed, "My wife left me for a policeman, and I thought you were bringing her back!"
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