A an elderly couple went out of town to celebrate their 30th wedding anniversary. They rented a car and drove out of state.
After six hours of long driving, they both got frisky. The wife groped her man's crotch and started giving him a blowjob. The man was so happy since he only receives blowjobs twice a year.
When they cross an intersection in a downtown area, a cop caught them in the act, and pulled them over.
"What's the problem officer?" asked the old man.
"You know performing sexual acts in a moving car is indecent and not to mention dangerous, don't you?"
"Yes, sir, I do understand that."
"Then stop doing, it might endanger other drivers as well!" said the officer.
"Uh, officer. I admit that I was wrong. But please understand, we're celebrating our 30th wedding anniversary tonight, and my wife only gives me blowjobs twice a year. Would you be so cruel as to take away a good time from an old man in his wedding anniversary?"
"Look," the officer said, "I'm happy for you two for having been together for 30 years, and still sexually adventurous, that's amazing. And I'll tell you a little secret, I myself do love it when my wife gives me head while I'm driving."
"Nothing like it, sir." The old man winked.
"But not when she's driving!!"
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