A man was seated next to a kid in an airplane.
The man turned to him and said, “Let’s talk”.
Kid: Ok, what do we talk about ?
Man (making fun of d kid): How about nuclear power?
Kid:
Very interesting topic. But let me ask you a question…
Horse, cow & deer, all eat grass. Yet deer excretes pellets, cow flat potty & horse clumps.
Why?
Man: I don’t know.
Child: Do you really feel qualified enough to discuss nuclear issues when you don’t know shit.. ?
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