Need some Kiwi jokes!

Trying to find some jokes about new zealanders for my best friends wedding. We currently live in Athens, GA and a lot of his kiwi family and friends are coming over for the bachelor party and wedding shenanigans. My question here is are there any kiwis on /r/jokes that could help me out with some jokes/one liners to put on a t-shirt/tank that we'll be wearing for the bachelor party. They can be as crude or crass as you'd like, just need some good kiwi jokes to give em all a chuckle.

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