idiot kiwi joke

A Chinaman, a German and a Kiwi are working on a high rise
construction site.
At lunch time, they sat down together and opened their
lunchboxes. The Chinaman looked inside and said, "Ah, if I get
dumpling again, I gonna jump off the building". The German looked
inside and said, "Mann, if I get Sauerkraut nd Pickle again, I vill
jump off zee building too". The Kiwi looked inside and said,
"Smokes if I get fush and chups again, I'm gonna jump off this
building as well'! The next day at lunchtime, they open their
lunchboxes. The Chinaman looked inside and said, "Ah,
DUMPLINGS!!!". He jumped off the 32nd floor and died. The
German looked inside and said, "Mann, SAUERKRAUT ND
PICKLE!!!!" He jumped off the 32nd floor and died. The Kiwi looked
inside and said, "Smokes, FUSH AND CHUPS!!!" He jumped off the
32nd floor and died.
At the funeral, the Chinamans wife said, "If I know he no like
dumplings, I will have make something different". The Germans
wife said, "If I know he doesn't like Sauerkraut nd Pickle, I vould
have made zompting (something) divferent." Everyone looked at
the Kiwi's wife. She said, "Don't look at me, he made his own
lunch".