Let's get to the point
I have a talk tommorow on processed foods and why we should ban them on schools and aftwr realising how boring the whole thing sounds, I want to liven it up. I have one joke but need more if I'm going to keep it interesting: "processed foods in your body is like the Pope in a strip club, it doesn't belong there.
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