A gentleman had been trying for years to meet the Pope. Finally, his wish was granted. When the gentleman approached the Pope he said, "Your Eminence, I am so happy to be given this chance to speak with you and I would like to tell you a joke before I start."The Pope replied, "Of course my son. Go ahead and tell your joke."The gentleman continued, "There were these two Pollacks and..."The Pope interrupted, "My son, do you realise that I am Polish?""I'm sorry, your Eminence, I'll speak slower . . ."
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