Need help writing a joke....

This is what I have so far, with the help of some friends and @gotoandsmoke: "I took a ride home yesterday with a horse taxi driver. Asked him "Hey, what's your favorite drink? Horse responded: Caberneeeeeiiiggghhh...."

So you got the 'cab' in there... and the 'neigh,' but I need some narrative arch to really pull this together. Any suggestions??

Thanks!

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