The laughing horse

A man is walking down a city street on a Saturday night when he notices a display outside of a pub.

"Make the horse laugh and drink all night for free." the sign read.

The man immediately enters the pub and approaches the bartender.

"Where's this horse at?" The man asks.

"Through that door in the back in the alley" replies the bartender "but nobody can make that damn thing laugh."

Without another word the man heads through the door. A few seconds later the door flys open and in the distance the bartender could hear the horse laughing hysterically.

"Well" said the bartender "not sure how you did it but looks like I owe you free drinks for the rest off the night."

So the man drinks the night away and returns home.

A few days later the mans walking down the same street and notices the display outside of the pub has changed again.

"Free drinks for a day to anyone that can make the horse cry."

The man rushes into the bar to find the bartender and once again asks about the horse.

"You again huh?" Asks the bartender "well you made him laugh I doubt you can make him cry too, but if you still want to try he's in the same place as last time"

The man nods and heads through the door. A few seconds later the door opens up and sure enough the horse is crying like a baby. Astonished the bartender starts pouring the mans drinks and says.

"I don't get it. A few days ago you made that horse laugh hysterically, and today you made it cry. How in the world did you manage that?"

"Last time I told the horse I had a bigger dick than him, today I proved it"