Need a good joke for a presentation

I'm in a toast-masters-like public speaking class and for an upcoming class, I have to be a 'jokester' and tell a joke before I do my little talk. I'll be browsing through this subreddit for ideas, but if you all have any that goes well in front of a small audience in person, please share!

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