A man is on his death bed and his son is with him. Son looks out of the window and says:
-Dad I am sorry to tell you this, but I see Mom is in our next door neighbor Chichiko's house and they seem to be misbehaving.
-Oh that fucking whore - says Dad - And Chichiko, that bastard, how could he do this to me! Take our crossbow from the wall and shoot that bastard!
So Son takes the crossbow and does as father said.
-Tell me what happened Son? Don't be quiet - says father.
-Well, Father, I have two news for you, one bad and one good.
-Tell me good one first Son.
-I shot that bastard Chichiko right in his dick.
-Great fucking job Son. You are the man. What is the bad news?
-Well, Dad, hate to say this but Mom has both her cheeks pierced.
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