And while she is there, the doctor is showing her his most peculiar patients. He brings her to the first patient, and they catch the man inside masturbating ferociously. The Queen is clearly outraged while the doctor doesn't appear to be phased at all by this. The Queen turns to the doctor and says, "Why are you not doing anything about this? This is disgusting!" "Don't worry, " said the doctor "this man just has a rare disease where if he doesn't ejaculate constantly, his testicles will explode." The Queen calms down, collects her composure, and requests that they continue on with the tour. They go to the next door down and they open it up to see an attractive nurse performing fellatio on a patient. The Queen asks the doctor why he is allowing this crude act to be performed, and the doctor said,"He has the same disease as the last man you saw, but he has better insurance. "
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