National Public Radio report


This morning, National Public Radio reported that Monica Lewinsky had been in
an accident with her Sport Utility Vehicle. Immediately, four things came to my
mind:


1. She must have blown a rod.
2. Obviously, her driving sucks too.
3. It's not the first time she flipped over something with a spare tire.
4. I wonder how badly THIS accident stained her dress?

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