� Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
� Has an IQ of 2, but it takes 3 to grunt.
� Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.
� Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
� He fell out of the Stupid Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
� An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
� As smart as bait.
� Chimney's clogged.
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