Koala who likes to smoke weed.

Long time ago there was a Koala. Sitting on top of his tree where he's always chilling. But today it's different. He is bored as f*ck. So out of boredom he rolled a blunt,

After smoking for like 5 minutes, a lizzard shows up passing by the tree. "Wait, I know that smell. Hey! Watcha doing?" he said while looking up. "Smoking some weed because I"m bored man. U wanna join me mate?"
"Sure!" said the lizzard as he climbed up and up untill he reached the Koala.

20 minutes has passed. The lizzard said, after he laughed at a joke koala told: "Damn I'm so thirsthy. Do u have any water?" "Sure" said the koala. "Just go down, Then go to your right there about the 10th tree on your left. There's a lake with plenty of water." "Thanks!" said the lizzard as he climbed down the tree and searched for the lake."

He's really enjoying the water as he drank. But then! The unexpected happend. He fell in the water! Unable to swim, he almost drowned. A big alligator who saw what happend jumped in the water to save the little lizzard.
"DUDE! U know u can't swim, what are u doing here in the water?"
"I"m so sorry but i was smoking weed with my koala friend, and I got thursty so I went for a drink."
"Weed?" asked the aligater. And where is this koala bear?
"Oh he is over there. about 10 trees further then to your left."

The koala, smoking his last little bit of weed, looks down an sees the alligator.
"Goddamn, How much water did u drank?"