Me, "Doctor my wife she is so sick what is wrong with her?"
Doctor, "Well it could be one of the two things either Aids or Alzheimer's"
Me, "So what shall I do?"
Doctor, "Put her on a bus and send her far away and if she makes it back what ever you do Don't Fuck Her!!"
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