Good News for a Patient

Doctor: I have checked your all tests…
Patient: What’s the result?

Doctor: I have one good news and one bad news…
Patient: OH! Okay. Tell me good news first…

Doctor: Good news is that you can remain alive for a day…
Patient: Doctor this a bad news!

Doctor: No, Bad news is that from yesterday I am trying to reach you…

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