She says "Doctor, I have terrible gas all the time. Luckily my flatulence is silent and it doesn't have an odor, but it's still embarrassing to me. Can you help?"
The doctor gives her a prescription and tells her to take two pills twice a day for two weeks and then come back to see him. After two weeks, she returns.
"Doctor," she says, "I don't know what you gave me but it didn't help at all! In fact, I still have just as much gas but now is smells absolutely disgusting!"
The doctor nods and says "Okay, now that your sinuses have cleared up, we can get you some hearing aids."
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