My son and I were driving along the countryside.

He looked out the window and said, "Daddy, what are those two cows doing?"

"They are creating children," I replied, stopping the car.

"Is that how you and mummy made me?" he asked.

I said, "Yes, in the middle of a field while people watched."

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