Say this to your friend.
There are these two men in a car. Then they come up to a red light and stop. Then one of them says that light is going to turn green in 3 seconds. Then count to 3, 1, 2, 3, and the light turns green. Then the guy says how did you know that. The other guy says gay fags know everything.
Then they stop at another light and the guy says a bum will pop out of a trash can. Then they wait for a seconds and a bum pops out. Then the guy says how did you know that. The other guy says gay fags know everything.
Then say they pull up to a party and ring the _________ and if they say doorbell, then say gay fags know everything.
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