There'd been a car crash on a mountain road. When she gets there, a woman, with a nasty gash on her arm, runs up and exclaims,
"Please, please help! My husband, Stat, fell down the ridge!"
The paramedic quickly climbs down the ridge and hears a series of low moans. Following her ears, she eventually spots him and the pool of blood he is lying in. Registering the seriousness of the injuries, she yells out,
"ICU, Stat!"
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