This newfy comes to america and never had sex before. His friend in newfoundland told him if he wanted to learn about sex to go see the hookers in america they would teach him sex.
so the newfy found a hooker and asked her:
(newfy)-i never had sex before and i was told to see you to learn!
(hooker)-yes well we will start with a 69!
(newfy)-ok sure!!!
So they get into position and the newfy is not to sure about what he should be doing?
so he putts one hand on her ass!and the hooker let`s a big fart go!!
(hooker) oop`s sorry about that are you ok?
(newfy making a weird face)- yeah sure!
So the newfy putts the other hand on her ass and she let`s an even bigger fart out !
(hooker)- sorry are you ok ?
(newfy gasping for air)yeah i`ll be ok thanks!
So the newfy putts both his hands on her ass and the hooker let`s a big juicy stinky fart and say`s:
(hooker)-i`m really really sorry about that!!!
(newfy almost puking )-It`s ok but i think we`ll forget about the 66 other ones!!!!!!!
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