My french buddy (we'll call Mikey to save his dignity) got himself a new dog last week. So Mikey wanted to take him to the the dog park and since I have a well trained dog he asked me to come along to give him some pointers. So just the other day I meet him at one of the more popular dog parks in the city. Now Mikey, who is a bit darker with a thick accent is hardcore french and grew up in small town Montreal, so he's not really the keenest on English. I say this because he named his little chocolate lab something that sounds pretty similar to Allah when spoke. Anyways, he throws "little Allah" on his leash and we head down toward the off leash portion of the park. It was unfortunately quite crowed on that warm January day when Mikey wanted to test the waters on what Little Allah would do off leash with other dogs around.Well that dog took off like a greyhound at the races toward the largest group of people with dogs. Mikey, who panics instantly and takes off running after him while screaming at the top of his french filled lungs "ALLAH!! ALLAH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!" Mikey maybe got 15 paces before an ex k9-unit officer who was running a training course tackled him to the ground. Took me about 5 minutes to finally get off the ground and stop laughing before I could get over and explain the situation as little Allah is running around making friends all the while. Good times good times.
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