My Neighbor is the Worst

Hi Reddit.

I need to let off a little steam here and I think I should get over this as soon as possible.

I hate my neighbor so much. I hate EVERYTHING about him. I hate how cheerful he is all the time. I hate how he can't process even the easiest statements. I'm here trying to live a normal life, but my neighbor won't stop bothering me EVERY FUCKING DAY. Sometimes, I like to think he has mental disabilities, because for one, he doesn't know that someone else's property is NOT YOUR OWN PLACE. Oh, I want to get rid of him so badly.

What's even worse is that he works where I work. Ugh I've tried to get him fired so many times. IT NEVER WORKS. So, I just gave up. My boss loves this guy, which PISSES me off.

My OTHER neighbor is friends with this guy. I don't even know how they get along. Well, I guess they both are pretty stupid. This other neighbor can barely understand what I say, and doesn't follow current events AT ALL. Like come on, do you live under a rock or something?

My neighbor pisses me off so much. He's truly a crazy guy. I mean, he befriends FUCKING ANIMALS. HE FUCKING ENTERS THEIR HABITAT TO MEET WITH THEM. Sometimes I wish he was born an animal and I could take pity on him for being so helpless.

Tomorrow, I am going to go talk to this guy to stop fucking around with me. Tomorrow, I will try to get him fired again. Tomorrow.....oh fuck this. I'm gonna go play some music. Forget the neighbor.

I mean what can you expect from someone who lives in a fucking pineapple.