A joke we tell tourists in china

Back when the Terra-cotta Soldiers were discovered, Bill and Hilary Clinton decided to visit the site. It was also asked of the chinese officials arranging the tour, that the Clintons could meet the meek and old chinese man that discovered the Terra-cotta.

Back then, the Terra-cotta site was out in the province in a small local village. This village was the hometown of the fortunate old chinese man who discovered them and was going to meet POTUS. It also meant he had no education and spoke no english.

So the chinese officials prepared the old chinese discoverer with a few basic english phrases such as:

"hi, how are you"

"Fine, you?"

"Me too"

The day finally came and, naturally, the old chinese discoverer was nervous to be meeting Clinton. None the less he went through the english he was taught in his head and wasn't going to lose face.

Smiling, Clinton approached the old chinese discoverer and said, "Hello"

The chinese discoverer paused briefly to recall, but out of nervousness mispronounced; "Hi, who are you?"

"I am the President of the United States and the husband of this lovely lady," a surprised Clinton said while pointing at his wife.

"Me too," he replied