Told to me by a friend
Mike goes to prison. When Mike gets escorted to his cell, he meets his new cellmate, Bubba.
Bubba is a 6 foot 7 inch mountain of a black man.
Bubba looks at Mike and says, "You seem like a nice guy, so you get to pick, do you want to be the husband or the wife?"
Mike pauses for a second "Well, I think I'll be the husband" he says.
"Well then get over here and suck your wife's dick" Bubba says.
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