A group of young men are having a quiet drink in the pub...

when an absolutely wasted older guy starts shouting towards the group.

"I fucked your mum!"

The group ignore him.

The guy continues, "Your mum takes it up the arse!"

The group can no longer ignore him, but try not to become agitated.

"Your mum loves my cock!"

Finally, one of the group snaps and leaps to his feet.

"For fuck's sake! Go home, dad, you're drunk!"

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