A rabbit is running through the woods when he sees a fox rolling a joint. The rabbit says to the fox:
Hey fox, what are you doing? Come running with me. It's healthier you know.
The fox throws away the joint and starts running with the rabbit. After a while they meet a wolf who is just about to make a line of coca.
They say to the wolf: throw away this shit and come running with us. The wolf agrees.
They run all together until they meet a bear that is ready to make a shot in his vein. They all say to the bear: Bro, leave this stuff and come to run with us. Jogging is good for your health you know.
The bear looks at them and says: fuck you guys! Why should always all the animals in the woods start running after the rabbit took extasy?!
Sorry for a not perfect translation ;-)
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