A little boy walks down his neighborhood late at night and he hears two couples having sex for this first time. He hears the woman say "Put your penis in my vagina now!". The boy runs to his mother in the house and asks "Mom mom what does penis and vagina mean?" The mother appalled at what her little baby had heard she said "penis means jacket and vagina means hat".
The next day the boy is walking by the kitchen when his mom cuts herself by accident while cutting a turkey and she inadvertently yells "Fuck" The boy runs to his mom and asks "Mom mom what does fuck mean?" The mom quickly says "Fuck is another word used for cut".
The boy then goes upstairs and while his dad is shaving, the dad cuts himself and says "shit". The boy runs to his dad and says "Dad dad what does shit mean?" The dad embarrassingly says "shit is another word for a shaving cream."
Two minutes later some guests ring the bell, the boy goes to answer. Once he opens the door he politely says "Welcome ladies and gentlemen, let me hang your penises and vaginas, my mom is in the kitchen fucking a turkey and my dad is upstairs shaving shit off his face."
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