Early one morning, late at night.
Two dead boys, got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other.
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A dead police man, heard their cries.
Came over and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie, I tell you it's true.
Ask the blind man, he saw it to.
Edit:Ok folks I was searching for my post here too see if gotten upvotes. (New to reddit and don't know how with out searching for the post) and find this posted as well which is WAY better version of my story which I thought I had made up in high school I Prolly read this one time ages ago anyway enjoy
http://i.imgur.com/O5yDQjp.jpg
Giggity
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