A boy comes home from school one day and asks his father for help with his homework.
"I have to write a paper on the difference between theory and reality and I don't know where to start"
The father responds "Alright son, I want you to go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars."
The son runs upstairs, and in a few minutes, returns.
"Mom said yes she would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars"
The father replies "Good. Now I want you to go ask your sister the same question.
The boy runs off and returns again a few moments later.
"Sister said she would sleep with the neighbor for a million dollars too."
The father says "Son, in theory, we're sitting on 2 million dollars. In reality, we're living with a couple of whores."
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