Called to the scene of a magnificent celestial display, the professor watched
as a bright object dashed through the skies over New Mexico. When he returned to
his observatory, reporters asked him if what he had seen was really a UFO.
Looking them straight in the eye, the impassive scientist replied, �No comet�
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