I hate my roommate, she's the worst. A short list of stuff she done:
-Drawn on the walls with zero explanation
-Pooped her pants in the living room
-Screaming at the top of her lungs at her deadbeat brother
-Refuses to pay for any food
I swear one day me and my wife are just going to leave her in an orphanage and be done with it.
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