A little boy walks into a ice cream parlor to buy ice cream.
Worker: Hello little boy, can I help you?
Little boy: Yes, I want some chocolate ice cream, please.
Worker: Sorry, we're out of choclate.
Little boy: Ok, I'll have some...........chocolate.
Worker: Once again, we're out of chocolate, pick another flavor.
Little boy: Hm................ I like chocolate!
Worker thinks to himself.
Worker: So boy, do you want some chocolate?
Little boy: But there is no freakin chocolate!
Worker: Exactly!
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