Mom, Dad, and son are all at the dinner table enjoying a nice supper. They're having a conversation about the son's love life.
"What happened to that one girl you were dating? The really nice one with the blonde hair?" the dad asks.
"Oh Mary? She was awesome, but she broke up with me because my dick is too big. " the son replies with a long face.
The mom, shocked, replies. "Really? I have no idea where you got a big dick from."
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